How to Survive (and Actually Pronounce) the Czech Ř
Think Ř is impossible? Even Czech kids need years of speech therapy to get it right including me! In this fun, honest guide, learn how to finally pronounce the Czech Ř without losing your mind (or your tongue).
“Ty vole!” — The Czech Phrase That’ll Make You Sound Instantly Local
Think Czech is all about grammar and cases? Think again, vole! This word is the ultimate Czech friendship tool: part insult, part affection, part verbal glue. Learn how to use it like a local (and when not to shout it at your boss).
Czech Stoicism: Why Czechs Don’t Smile (and Why You’ll Love Them Anyway)
Why do Czechs look so serious all the time? Don’t worry. They’re not mad at you. It’s just Czech stoicism: the art of being calmly realistic, quietly sarcastic, and deeply genuine. Learn why Czechs don’t do small talk, why their friendships last forever, and how to smile less but mean it more.
How Many Rohlíky Make You Czech?
Ever seen a Czech walking down the street with a plastic bag full of bread rolls? It’s not a joke. It’s daily reality. The legendary rohlík is the quiet hero of Czech life: eaten at breakfast, lunch, dinner, and possibly at 2 AM after a few beers. Let’s talk about why Czechs can’t live without it.
Every Preposition Owns a Case(Because Czech Prepositions Are Tiny Dictators with Serious Control Issues.)
Czech prepositions may look small, but they rule the grammar kingdom with an iron fist. Learn why every preposition “owns” a case, how to finally understand their logic, and when to use do, na, v, za, and friends all with humor, new examples, and Czech reality checks.
“This Is My …“ — How to Talk About Your Partner in Czech (Without Accidentally Adopting a Child)
How do you say “boyfriend” or “girlfriend” in Czech without confusing everyone? Learn the real meanings behind přítel, kluk, partner, and muž or přítelkyně, holka, partnerka and žena to avoid an accidental friendzone in translation.
“Finished?” – The Ultimate Czech Word (and Why You Should Learn More Czech)
Czechs can survive entire restaurant conversations with one English word: “Finished?”. But if you want to survive outside Prague, you’ll need more than that. Here’s a funny look at Czech English and why learning real Czech is worth it.
Why Czech Word Order Feels Like Jazz (and English Like IKEA)
English sentences march in order. Czech sentences dance.
Discover why English builds structure while Czech builds rhythm and how word order in Czech changes not grammar, but emotion and emphasis.
Můj vs. Svůj: The Czech Pronoun Trap You Didn’t See Coming
Czech learners often mix up můj and svůj but the difference can completely change the meaning. This guide shows you when to use each pronoun, why English speakers struggle, and how to avoid hilarious mistakes.
How to Get Back to Czech After the Holidays (and Actually Stick With It)
Summer break derailed your Czech learning? You’re not alone. The secret to bouncing back isn’t motivation. It’s building a smart system you’ll actually stick to. Here’s how to restart small, stay consistent, and make 15 minutes a day enough for real progress.
Czech Restaurant Etiquette: How to Eat Like a Local
Curious about Czech dining culture? From “grumpy” waiters to dumpling dilemmas and sweet main courses, here’s how to eat in a Czech restaurant without embarrassing yourself.